Bill’s company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?”
Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting “F1! F1!” but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.
Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
A message appeared on the screen, “An illegal function is performed.
All the window-panes of the car will be closed.” Poor Bill died.
Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, “You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell.”
Bill pleaded, “I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please.”
Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.
Nice Joke.
if really such software come out, by censoring itself it would apply the brake.
Modern man are mostly no better than prisoners when having to apply the new computer language; and some , as rightly pointed out in the story, are condemned to die.
Good one …..
I also suspect that the joke is an intelligent one.
Making fun of Gates! it’s great!
I would not normally re-do a comment! But I can’t but help sharing this one with your wonderful viewers, dear SARA!
In India we have these “Sardarji” Jokes, like the English on the Scots, etc. Nice people both, the Sardars and the Scots! I hope my translation from the original is okay!
A Sardar tells Bill Gates, “Array, Mr Gates, you are great. Your name is GATES, and yet you work on WINDOWS!”
Oh Please! This is a joke too far!
The computer can be a very good servant, but, is certainly a bad master.Also man made computer. Not the other way round. So one has to decide to what measure things should be left to a machine ,whatever the degree of perfection.
fair enough
Very nice
really foolishness…
very funny
is it based on bill gates??
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
really a good1
nice one>>…
bill gates??
then whom do u know…… fool..
i know bill gates but i don’t think that happened to him i think they should’ve said an anonymous man
please think before you reply
then whom do u know…… fool..
very nice, can be applied on life.
Have you heard that Apple revealed today OS X 10.7 . The Lion as it is called seems to have some amazing new features. I am amazed! It will ship in the summer of 2011.
shadwa ??? Are you an Arab ??? lol
Me to but I loved it
Hey Ali I like your experties on computering….. lol
nicee hehe..
anyway he still can press Escape
Do u think can he escape still however backspace can be an option
good one
i dont get it :S
bad smell is coming…