A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman .“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?”
“There’s no electricity in the house…” said the lady
MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client…!!!
So hilarious!
I guess the sales man will have to eat the dong anyway!
Aggressiveness pays at times in sales, but it doesn’t at times.
I have a very bad experience with these door to door sales. once a salesman came to my house and dropped a card with serial number. He told my daughter to keep this card near our telephone equipment; it could be the winner of AED5000. two or three days later, they called and said: “congratulations, you won the prize, when you want us to come and bring it to your house?” my wife gave them a date and time to come and informed me to be at home. they came to my house and spread their vacuum cleaner and started to tell strange things about dust and microbates living with us and that vacuum clearner is capable of absorbing them all. they showed me a photo of one microbate (magnified x million times) with frightening claws and suckers etc. When I asked them how much is this cleaner, they said: will tell you later and started cleaning the mats using bright white tissue paper to emply the dust on and show me how dirt and dust will not be seen by normal eyes….etc etc. then they made me unconciously sign on a paper planning installment payments etc etc. I told them I don’t want this cleaner it is too expensive, but they left it behind and went away. I followed them but they disappeared. I went to their company office as mentioned on the papers and left the cleaner there and told them I do not want it. I cannot afford this much cost. they told me they will check with their head office in sharja and inform me later.
later they sent me a case notification stating that I bought the cleaner and refused to pay. They assigned a lawyer and cheated me and the court and issued an adjourn against me and force me to pay by law.
their lawyer’s name is mahmoud (same as me) they put his mobile number against my name. when the court calls me, they call his number asking him: mr. mahmoud? he says: yes. they told him you have a case in the court and should come on this date. he agrees to come. (the court thinks I am responding). he goes and I am absent for three times, then the court ordered me to pay full amount with their offer of discount plus case fees.
I am muslim, and believe in AL MIGHTY ALLAH and plea for him to revenge for me.
she didnt have the ketchup or chilly sauce in the frig?
lol
Could be that she has chilly and ketchup, especially if she is an Arab !!!!!!! Why electricity!!!!!!!!
I would rather compliment the lady of the house.What a sense of humour !Offering the salesman ketchup and chili sauce.
Poor sales man. May be he is still under training.
lol
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well….that’s awkward. haha
how does she have chilly sauce and ketchup but no electricity