Women Vs Men – Very Funny

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

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{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

moazzim May 26, 2011 at 8:09 pm

Aurat kaya jane, mardon ke tarikke………..!!!

Anonymous May 15, 2011 at 5:11 pm

lmaooooo hahaaa

zarif January 8, 2011 at 8:18 pm

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Ahmad Q December 14, 2010 at 5:59 pm

Soooooooooooooo funny , we could recognise now how wifes are positives….hahaha

Web Hosting Pointer December 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Oops. I think it is women and their point of view. You too?

mary November 26, 2010 at 7:45 pm

i did nt read…………. it but it seems good………….:-P

mustafa m dodh November 18, 2010 at 2:13 pm

same story…different version.very good though

mimo 26 November 11, 2010 at 11:40 pm

nonsense joke

rocky ross August 11, 2011 at 7:15 am: just give you joke

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