Girl : Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.
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Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain
Silent indoor…
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“Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes.”
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Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!
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Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What’s a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.
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Wife :You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you before that I am not interested in Married women
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lol soo funny
hehehhe i like it
superb …!!!!!!