Money isn’t everything!

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Money can buy a House…………But not a Home

Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep
Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time
Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge
Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health

So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money……….

And I will suffer for you.

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{ 106 comments… read them below or add one }

rinku kumar May 18, 2012 at 10:35 am

duniya me ek uusool hai mera, ke yaar ko kabhi gum na de…………

uske saare dukh bhale hi mere hisse me aa jaye, apna dukh kahbhi unhe hum na de…….

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mustafa May 15, 2012 at 12:56 pm

you will suffer a lot so send me some of your money and i will share you in suffering

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ABDUL KHALIQ HASHMI May 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Sorry, I don’t like in trouble of my great friend for me

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norveen May 11, 2012 at 4:16 am

Dear Sara,
i m also ur friend .Not only friend but a true friend. so i never agree on this that u r suffering for me instead i like to adopt ur suffering too so give me ur money and be happy

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Sara - Admin Sara - Admin May 13, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Thanks Norveen

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mahmood May 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm

I am a student at university, my economi sitation is very bad :( so I m so sorry sara.. I would like to send money to u, but I can’t do anything.. I also need a lot of money, sorry..

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diaa May 2, 2012 at 5:42 pm

all money from pocket for you

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diaa May 2, 2012 at 5:38 pm

all my money from my pocket for you

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Abu Muhannad April 29, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Sarah, my pleasure in this life is the happiness of others, for this reason, my account is always empty, despite my good income, thank God. I wish I have the money to make you & others happy. Look up to you and wish you success

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Sara - Admin Sara - Admin May 13, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Oh thank you Abu, for nice words.

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paree April 29, 2012 at 12:03 am

I would like to give you all my money but now I do not have any money in bank sorry …………..

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ahmed April 28, 2012 at 10:54 pm

dear Sara i received your request for my money, i would like to tell you that long time ago i convert the money i have to my credit account after death in god’s bank.so if you like my money or part of it you would have to receive in the second part of life with pleasure.
please notify me if you like
your dear friend AHMED

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mouloud sifaw April 28, 2012 at 2:52 am

i’m sorry i can’t give you my money,you’re so dear to me ,i can’t make you suffer!!!

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valentine ola April 27, 2012 at 12:39 am

sara i can send you all my money but i am scared of ur geniuty of take all my suffering, so let me know if you can take all my suffering.

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khalid April 25, 2012 at 4:16 pm

All comments , Prefer suffering, Instead of assignment of money
thats means mony is the important thing in the live

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Syed Meraj Ahmed April 24, 2012 at 4:58 pm

My pockets are empty :) But dont worry I will manage for you give me you bank account numbersssssssssssssssssss. lol Tks

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ihsan April 22, 2012 at 3:13 pm

sara, i can giv u my money bt wht wil u do u wil get the money of all who comnted here says givin money 2 u so u giv al tht 2 me and i’l suffer 4 u…

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rufus April 22, 2012 at 11:52 am

sara i would like to give you all my money but i love you so much and i dont want to cause pain and suffering to you so i would rather take all tha pain…….

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falah April 22, 2012 at 11:16 am

I can give you my love,but my money no way.

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r k thakur April 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm

i could have given you my money, but there is a very good offer in the market today
buy a house get home free
buy a bed get sleep free
buy a clock get time free
buy a book get knowledge free
buy medicine get health free

so do need money. can you lend me some?
lol
r k thakur

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Dr. Md. Golam Mostafa April 20, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Dear R K Thakur,

i like your answer very much. Very intelligent way to answer the questions. Keep it up.

Best regards,
Dr. Mostafa

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r k thakur April 21, 2012 at 9:23 am

thank u very much.
r k thakur

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khalid April 25, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Dreams save us from the foil
Your dreams is beautiful
We are ready to pay a lot of money to buy this offer

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nasiru April 16, 2012 at 12:09 am

i dnt want u 2 suffer 4 me

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Yehia Ezabi April 15, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Thank you Sara for offering to take my money. Very kind of you, as it is becoming a real burden after the government has recently changed many denominations from peper money to coins..and heavy ones for that!

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hussein yakout April 14, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I’m already let somebody suffering ’cause I’m care about you

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Zubeda April 13, 2012 at 10:41 am

Sara I love u so I don’t want to give u truble by giving money

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Ahmed April 13, 2012 at 9:52 am

Sara, since you my friend I do not like to cause you any pain or suffering.
So I keep my money

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kacem April 10, 2012 at 11:51 pm

I don’t give my money, simply because I love you so much and I don’t want to see you suffering. thks Sara

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Hadi April 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm

if i had money that causes me pain and suffering i will be glad to give it to you,but, as far as now, i need someone who’s money is causing him or her pain to give it to me.GO SARA make my day.lol

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karim April 10, 2012 at 10:40 am

i want to give you my money but,
no home without house
i cant sleep on the floor
i like the clock
no knoledge without book
no health without medicine, so soory i need the money to buy all above, next time sara hhhhhh

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imran April 9, 2012 at 11:39 am

oh, if i already have not money then what type of suffering we can have? so feel free of money like me. be happy as i have not added any suffering for you. Enjoy, loll!

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Zeshan April 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm

No, i will not give it to you because with lot of efforts i get it.

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ken April 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm

yap, i may. bt give me your account number. or how can i send it to you? also, send me the serial pin of your visa card and the pin number. it makes the transfer easy

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Billie April 4, 2012 at 4:07 am

I hate to see anyone suffer, especially you Sara. I will rather keep the suffering away from you. Let me hold the money. Sorry wise Sara

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zuher April 3, 2012 at 3:08 pm

zuher Are you going to give me your money ? To tell me write in comments
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Abdul Mujeeb April 3, 2012 at 11:46 am

Mujeeb can give money to Sara……………. But, huge money (Quintillion Dollars)can not count by Sara. Hhahaahhaah.

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ak47 April 3, 2012 at 3:20 am

money can buy you medicene but not health
but 4 health u need medcene and without money you cant have medicene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hussain R HJI March 30, 2012 at 11:04 pm

Hi sara..thank you for your advise, I”ve no that much money to give you, but instead I can offer you a very easy job and that is to come every friday to mosque with me and set in a corner and by one hour we both can make a reasonable amount of money that can cover our weekly car petrol.. just a joke

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Garba Abubakar March 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I will give you, if you tell me what you will do with it, as it can not get you all those comforts.

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Ammara March 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Then what can you do????

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hauwa makama March 30, 2012 at 12:53 pm

I don’t want u to suffer fr me loi.

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Riyaz Ahmed March 29, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I thougt of gvng u.bt hey i dont want u to suffer coz of dis ..So ivl manage my suffrngs.Lolz

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