Dentist (to the patient): For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient : Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot.
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Doctor: Smoking is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.
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Tim: Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?
Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor.
Tim : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You have missed to see the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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Ha Ha funny jokes very nice keep them coming!
Will u two (abier and yusuf) stop saying BS over here? This is not a chat forum. Go to twitter or something!
may God bless Sara for sending us jokes.
Oh SARA! Wonderful. Did u smile when you posted this one?
sure
then continue please.
then continue please.
LMAO illy doctors/dentists!!! haaaaha
Yusef!!! i’m mad at u! u only have time to go on facebook!!! nd u’re not really replying anymore :’(
i (don’t) hate u!!!! :/
LMAO u just made my day Abier! how do u know haaaaa
missed ya thats all u should care about! i [dnt] hate u too! xD
u really wanna know? lol
awwwww missed u too
hmmmm…… i’m sure that Yusef will like this one LOL
haaaaaaaaaa I DID!
was thinking about the last one jk loool
LOL i know you @YusefQufaanAlYemeni:disqus xD
LOL
Hahahahahahaha who’s the other doctor???!!!
hmmm lemme see, i wonder who? haaa lol
U!! Abier! ur my future doc. xD haaa
awwww i actually feel very honored right now hehehehe
okay you’ll be my first patient….. when do you have time to come over for your first consultation? hahaha xD
i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
lol - first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
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Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
sorry i think my visit will have to wait
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lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow
okey dokey
lol i wanna hear you trying to say it haaaaaaaaa xD
yeah danske kroner
i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
lol - first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
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Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
sorry i think my visit will have to wait
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lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow
i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
lol - first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
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Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
sorry i think my visit will have to wait
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lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow
**Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
yeah danske kroner 
lol i wanna hear you trying to say it haaaaaaaaa xD
okey dokey
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LMAO nooo i dnt even wanna try haaa :p
lol! try to say it, record it and send it to my e-mail
you have my e-mail right? xD
very nice!!!!!!!!
very nice!!!!!!!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
it is wonderful
really? how about u come over here, its goingn to be more money in dollars not (denmark dollars? loool)
haaaa
okey i’m coming… five minutes – just give me five minutes and i’ll be there =D
it’s named “danish crowns” hahahahahaha! that also sounds weird in english!!!! xD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL “denmark dollars” that sounds very very weird
I’ve waited for u for over 24hours Abier!!? haa lol
)
nd lmaoo haaa danish crowns :p that just made my day!
ooops sorry…. but i’m coming now! (i think
) ^_^
it IS named danish crowns in english! lol they’ve always told us that
well ill be waiting at the airport…any second now?!….no u never came again! haa lol
nd what is it called in the Denmark language..wait Denmark has its own language right? or is it english too!?
sorry i think my visit will have to wait
lol
- first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD
- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
LMAOoOo haaa nd no nver saved it
lol xD
sure u didn’t -.- lol
hahahaha