The smart Beggar – Nice Joke

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A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at the expensive Marriot Hotel yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.I went to Marriot and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.The Hotel manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

 

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JH May 6, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Only in India, eh?

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Hussain R HJI April 17, 2012 at 10:34 pm

a indigent man went to a very well repeated resturant and order meal, before he finishes his food he took out of his pocket a cockroach and placed it in the plate than start shouting. the waiter came to his table and asked him what was the matter ?. He showed the cockroach to the waiter and said I am going to sue you for the food poisening that I may have
the waiter was so worried and pleaded not to do so and intead that he can leave the resturant with out having to pay the $100 bill
he agreed to that deal and as he was leaving his table, the other man who was setting next to him was observing the trick and asked him that if he can borrow the cockroach.. ha ha..

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Sara - Admin Sara - Admin April 19, 2012 at 2:39 pm

lol.

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Mukhtar Garba April 13, 2012 at 5:43 pm

So bribery among the police in every part of our world is common. Thank God, the Nigeria Police Force should carry on not withstanding what every one will say.

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yusuf jajere April 5, 2012 at 6:28 pm

This happens only in India and other currupt countries of the world.Shame on them,shame on their leaders and those who leave in that countries and had the opportuinity to stop it and do nothing about it.

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Ashraf Tawfik Hayes March 31, 2012 at 1:53 pm

To whom it may concern
I’m Egyptian.I live in Saudi Arabia for long time ago.I’ve been moving among its different provinces . Bribery is very very rare here in Saudi Arabia . So I refuse such bad hints to deface it . I hereby give a truthful witness . Nothing more.

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Lakhani August 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm

The policeman should be fired because of bribery.

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Authentic_muslim May 18, 2011 at 12:15 am

 Must be an Indian beggar

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Alamengineer March 14, 2011 at 4:09 am

Nice joke

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