Teacher: Sameer, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Sameer: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know maths.
Sameer: You don’t know my father!
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Mother: Sameer, come here.
Sameer: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
Sameer: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Teacher: Sameer, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Sameer: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Sameer: That’s why I say she’s no good!
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Teacher: “Where were you born?”
Sameer: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Sameer: “All of me, Sir.”
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A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ’unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
“Ok, answer, Sameer” said the teacher.
“‘Unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle.”
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Sameer: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Sameer: There is no future in it.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Sameer: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Sameer: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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Illegal and Unlawful.
After listening to the answer, I figure the teacher scratching his hair, and wishing Sameer never answered, like his other friends.
interesting………………………………
10-0 = 10
you dont knw my father
if sameer’s teacher will ask for $ 6 from sameer’s father, how much left with him you know?
ZERO
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haha very nice, you don’t know my father is awesome xD
nice jokes i like All of me part lol
for me I like the first one, when he answer: you don’t know my father
very nice
Sameer is imaginative student
Hi,Sara : I found Sameer smart enough and some times try to be stupped front his father
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I think that Sameer must see a doctor, a ‘mental’ one.
How come,,the doctor will charge 10$
The Father has nothing left
The female teacher has the 10$,,,
Sameer shouting ”’MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm”‘
nice one
Further more,so much funny,continue.
Very funny jokes, keep going.
Funny Thanks
Very nice but not too much funny