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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.~ Milton Berle

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~ Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. ~ Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~ Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~ Anonymous

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, chatting and then dessert. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” ~ Henry Youngman

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” ~ Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. ~ Nash

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20 Responses to Marriage Tips From Famous People

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 3, 2012 at 1:53 PM #

    For every joke about a wife above, there will be thousands of Very good marriages, and thousands of Bad husbands.

    Okay for a joke!

    But there are better jokes given by you!

  2. Wasim August 13, 2012 at 3:08 PM #

    One side of the wall there are bachelors. On the other side of the wall, there are married people.

    People from both sides are trying to jump the wall…

  3. yassmin March 29, 2012 at 6:14 AM #

    even in the quotes Even in the jokes always men is innocent and women are wrong it’s not fair lol

    • maged November 17, 2012 at 4:36 PM #

      Men are innocent in nature if not there isn’t jokes to say.

  4. Lakhani November 14, 2011 at 3:31 AM #

    The last one is so true.

    These all are usually true.

  5. Bakovaca November 9, 2011 at 5:46 PM #

    http://www.funnyeclipse.com/

  6. Agent November 4, 2011 at 4:08 AM #

    First of all marriage is holy and it’s praised, no marriage = sucky life no comitments no abidings tasteless life, if you’re a reliable person then u can marry if you’re a man and know what’s ur rights and what’s ur abidings, then it’ll be a very precious life an unreplacable life, those people try to break our principles cause they don’t have one! they try to break our traditions, stick to ur traditions and apreciate it! don’t let others brainwash you!

  7. joo-way-rya November 3, 2011 at 9:33 PM #

    I just appreciate the pic 

  8. Anonymous November 3, 2011 at 7:14 PM #

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates

    i liked it

  9. Dori November 3, 2011 at 6:54 PM #

    Oh god another one about bad wives, are we really that bad and greed for money, the women that I know stand by their men, in think and thin.

    • Sara November 4, 2011 at 4:56 AM #

      These are just jokes dear!!

  10. Syed Mazhar Hussain November 3, 2011 at 6:49 PM #

    Marriage is a college where man looses his bachelor’s degree and woman gains her master’s degree….

  11. Zeeshan November 3, 2011 at 9:10 AM #

    1st one is nice hehe 😀

  12. Highlightindia November 3, 2011 at 8:34 AM #

    I have seen only the negative quotes about marriage, but I am lucky to have a good wife who is the best player on my successes behind the screen.
    Cheers

    • lalamusa November 11, 2011 at 12:22 PM #

      3 girls liked that :p

  13. Adonis Argus November 3, 2011 at 7:17 AM #

    marriage is end of love … love is an aspiration not to be achieved … we say … but we just say … cant make ourself act … population has reached 7 billion … no matter what you say sara marriage wont ever stop …

  14. Abier November 3, 2011 at 7:10 AM #

    lol at the last one =D
    funny quotes, but not really true hehe 😉

  15. Abier November 3, 2011 at 7:10 AM #

    lol at the last one =D
    funny quotes, but not really true hehe 😉

  16. Sdanyalali November 3, 2011 at 7:10 AM #

    hahahaa!!! why are all the points goes against women!!!!……….are the husbands really innocent 🙂

  17. Sdanyalali November 3, 2011 at 7:10 AM #

    hahahaa!!! why are all the points goes against women!!!!……….are the husbands really innocent 🙂