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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.~ Milton Berle
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~ Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. ~ Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~ Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~ Anonymous
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, chatting and then dessert. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” ~ Henry Youngman
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” ~ Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. ~ Nash
For every joke about a wife above, there will be thousands of Very good marriages, and thousands of Bad husbands.
Okay for a joke!
But there are better jokes given by you!
One side of the wall there are bachelors. On the other side of the wall, there are married people.
People from both sides are trying to jump the wall…
even in the quotes Even in the jokes always men is innocent and women are wrong it’s not fair lol
Men are innocent in nature if not there isn’t jokes to say.
The last one is so true.
These all are usually true.
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First of all marriage is holy and it’s praised, no marriage = sucky life no comitments no abidings tasteless life, if you’re a reliable person then u can marry if you’re a man and know what’s ur rights and what’s ur abidings, then it’ll be a very precious life an unreplacable life, those people try to break our principles cause they don’t have one! they try to break our traditions, stick to ur traditions and apreciate it! don’t let others brainwash you!
I just appreciate the pic
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates
i liked it
Oh god another one about bad wives, are we really that bad and greed for money, the women that I know stand by their men, in think and thin.
These are just jokes dear!!
Marriage is a college where man looses his bachelor’s degree and woman gains her master’s degree….
1st one is nice hehe 😀
I have seen only the negative quotes about marriage, but I am lucky to have a good wife who is the best player on my successes behind the screen.
Cheers
3 girls liked that :p
marriage is end of love … love is an aspiration not to be achieved … we say … but we just say … cant make ourself act … population has reached 7 billion … no matter what you say sara marriage wont ever stop …
lol at the last one =D
funny quotes, but not really true hehe 😉
lol at the last one =D
funny quotes, but not really true hehe 😉
hahahaa!!! why are all the points goes against women!!!!……….are the husbands really innocent 🙂
hahahaa!!! why are all the points goes against women!!!!……….are the husbands really innocent 🙂