Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
School : A place where Parents pay and children play
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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Sara,
These another marvelous pieces, they are all true and real
sorry, I commented wrongly. I wanted to post it for another issue.
I said it to Bashar in one of my comments, “leave and leave your people live peacefully”
very logical
very logical
NICE ONE AND TRUE MEANINGS
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Hilarious an adjective meaning ticklish Hi Mr curious isn’t it
i liked them,
but please change the school, it’s a place where parents pay for their children to waste their day
All definations are the “BEST”.
dat was a good one!
nice
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all of them were hilarious but experience, yawn and “etc.” was def. the best
Boss def is best!
Nice. You make my day.