To this the tailor said, “Who ever heard of a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets?”
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Artists’ Brains $9/lb
Philosophers’ Brains $12/lb
Scientists’ Brains $15/lb
Stock Brokers’ Brains $29/lb
Upon reading the sign, the traveler noted, “My, those stock brokers’ brains must be popular!” To which the butcher replied,
“Are you kidding! Do you have any idea how many stock brokers you have to kill to get a pound of brains?!”
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A stockbroker was filling out a job application when he came to the question: “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered no to the question.
The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was “why?” Nevertheless, the stockbroker answered it “I Never got caught.”
Good satire at the expense of stock brokers who, indeed have no time to literally put their hands in their pockets; they are always in others pockets.In all circumstances they win….commission.
Last1 ws gud:)
“i never got caught” . This last one was excellent.
hahahaha
nice one sara
They are great
especially the last one