The Partying Husband
After partying with friends, a man came to his home late in the night.
His wife was furious and shouted: ”Would you like it, if you don’t see me for a few days?”
The Husband was amazed and replied ” That’s a fantastic idea”
Tuesday passed and he didn’t see her……
Wednesday and Thursday passed too…..
On Friday the swelling in his eye became better & now he could see her from the corner of one eye.
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The Millionaire Husband
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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It’s a man’s world still.So all the misfortune of life is attributed to women-the giver of life.What a joke!
Both are very funny Sara. Quality of jokes are always very good dear.
Thanks khan.
hahahaah like it
I believe, the wife is an excellent boxer and hit on the right places. She should be declared champion. Heavy Weight Champion Mohammad Ali Clay used to talk to his opponent to make him angry and excited. This was his tricks to make his opponent to lose his temper and emotion. In general and in most technical cases, when somebody loses his/her temper and emotion, s/he is likely to lose his/her intellectual skills too. And you can,t gain nothing out of it. On the other hand your opponent would capitalize maximum outputs and results. Here the case is totally opposite and we found the wife is furious and shouted, and at the same time her both hands run too fast to hit the both eyes of her husband.
add some funny jokes or some short quotes please….
Thank you for your joke it’s very nice in the first I don’t understand.
Nice Ones … hahhahaha
I don’t understand the first one, Although the second usual sounds enthusiastic ! `~`.
haha so funny
for anyone who did not get the first joke, it means that his wife punched him in the face making his eyes swell so he wont be able to see her for couple of days! lol >.>; ????? ??? ??? ???? ?????? ???? ?????? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ?????? ??????? ??? ???? ?????? ????? ?????? ??? ???????? ???????? ???????? ??????????? ???? ???????? ???????????…
The hell? why can’t this website process arabic text? so lame.
Dear SedoSan, Some of the Arabic fonts are not accepted by WordPress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
By the way did you visit our Arabic site http://www.arabicstories.org
First one is Awesome:)