Our Marriage Experiences – Very Funny

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
~ Milton Berle

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
~ James Holt McGavran

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
~ David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~ Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
~ Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
~ Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~ Anonymous

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
~ Henry Youngman

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”
~ Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. ~ Nash

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13 thoughts on “Our Marriage Experiences – Very Funny

  1. Zafar Malik

    Sara, how did you know so much about my dearest wife? My wife is adorable but your quotes are is if you visited my house.

    Reply
  2. Nizam

    Love should come from the heart. Its a great gift of Almighty to all livings. No production be seen in the absence of LOVE. Nizam HM

    Reply

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