Joke 1
NASA was interviewing Engineers to be sent a mission to Mars.
Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American Engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to Stanford”
The next applicant, a Russian Engineer, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars.
“I wish to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of technology.”
The last applicant was an Pakistani Engineer.
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewers ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked…
He Replied, “$1 million is for you, I will keep $ 1 million, and well give the American engineer $1 million and send him to Mars”
Joke 2
Once day Sameer came home from school and said to his Dad, “Daddy, I was punished in school for something that I didn’t do.”
His Dad exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The naughty Sameer replied, “My homework.”
Ha Ha Ha,First joke quite funny.2nd one a little modification.Teacher scolding son for bad handwriting in homework.Son on coming home tells homework was his father’s
The first one is so funny and smart 😉 Likeeeee ..and the second one as well 😀
the 1st joke is used to apply on Sardars of India. The sardar asked the money cleverly because the interview was conducted at 12 O’clock and Sardars brains normally get activated after 12 O’clock.
Silly cheap americans
I do not agree……. he is not Pakistani a engineer if he is so then he must have asked for another million for Zardari Bahi….
Fine reply
the first joke made my day :)) a relevant joke infact :))
here is another one
the teacher ask the students to imagine that they are managers and ask them to write an essay
all students start to write
only one student he stay with out doing any thing
the teacher : why u didn’t write your essay ?
the students : I am waiting the Secretary to bring the papers to me
hahahah….good one Khaled.
nice joke
Fortunately, The Paki did not ask for 4 Million 1 million to take some terrorists to Mars.
Brother this is humor , I guess we should not bring some serious issues here and target anyone.
agree with you.
VERY NICE AND LATEST TOO
Lol…Well done Pakis..send these Americans to Mars one by one on their own money….
Any one know why Pakistani Eng not ask for 5 million so he could give 2 million to the russian eng….?
well I just need *147$ Steps to get out of this business.
smart guys
The Sameer in the 2nd joke grew up and became the Pakistani Engineer in the 1st joke. 🙂
hahahaha….Ian great joke!
!st one may hurt Pakistanis! but, it’s just a joke!
2nd joke is evidently better!
from where”you funnyfunny.org” getting this mush brain to use.to laufing urr subcribes…you shud be awarded…for this……..but which year…is not conformed……
lol funny specially the first one 🙂 keep it UP 😉