10 Funny One-Line Jokes

If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it’s your stupidity.

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Practice makes perfect.

But nobody’s perfect.

so why practice?

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If it’s true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

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One should love animals.

They give unconditioned love.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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“Your future depends on your dreams”

So go to sleep.

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station..

what more can I say……..???