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Always play with other people’s money!

Stock market Jokes – Making Money

Q: How to make a million in the stock market?

A: Start with two million!

Investment Jokes – Oneliner Jokes

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
Always play with other people’s money!
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.

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9 Responses to Always play with other people’s money!

  1. Abdul samath February 16, 2016 at 9:37 AM #

    Seller is smart

  2. Tahir Naseem February 8, 2016 at 7:39 PM #

    Incoordinated message.

  3. iqbal May 20, 2012 at 3:05 PM #

    you absolutly right this is facts

  4. Mubarek AL-Amin May 19, 2012 at 5:56 PM #

    Yeah! its Amazing it could happen to you`~`~`

  5. Engineer May 19, 2012 at 4:04 PM #

    Nice.
    You help me keeping my grey cells refreshed.
    Thanks.
    God bless you.

  6. sami May 19, 2012 at 3:50 PM #

    Thanks Sara, it would rather find your friendship as an infinite investment.

  7. fatoyinbo juliet omolola March 17, 2012 at 11:50 AM #

    Sara I thank u for the jokes you have been sending to me.may God blessed you rrichly.A day without you is incomplete, thanks a lot

    • Paras May 19, 2012 at 4:06 PM #

      Don’t be so emotional fato. WAKE UP.

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  8. Abier October 18, 2011 at 11:57 AM #

    LOL! 😀