Category Archives: Funny Quotes

Can You Answer These Questions?

Q1. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Q2. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? 

Q3. How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? 

Q4. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Q5. Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? 

Q6. Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That really hurt; watch where you’re going?” 

Q7. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place :-) ?

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12 Double Meaning Quotes – Very Funny

Advertisement In a Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight….

One Lung At A Time!

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On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.

The more The Success,

The more The Relatives.

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My Grandfather Is Eighty

And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses….

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

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Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,

Don’t Stand In Her Way….

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Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.

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9 Amazing Life Quotes

Life is similar to the sport of Boxing.

Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down;

It is declared when you refuse to ‘Get Up’!

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Everything is valuable only at TWO times:

1. Before getting it; and

2. After losing it !!

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Two things bring Happiness & Success in life:

1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and

2. The way you BEHAVE when you have everything !

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