Category Archives: Jokes

What Would You Like To Drink?

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A high profile man asks his guest, what drink does he wants. See the below conversation and enjoy.

Question: “What would you like to drink … fruit juice, soda, tea, Milo, hot chocolate, or coffee?

Answer: “Tea please”

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?”

Answer: “ Ceylon tea please”

Question: “How would you like it? Black or white?”

Answer: “White please”

Question: “Milk, whitener, or milk?”

Answer: “Milk please” Question: “Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?”

Answer: “Cowmilk please.”

Question: “Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: .. Afrikaner cow please.”

Question:” Warm or mid?” Answer: “Warm please.”

Question: “Full cream, low fat or fat free?” Continue reading →

Just Needed to use your Car – Joke

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime.

To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert.

The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.” Continue reading →

What Is That Idea ? – Joke + 1 More

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Joke 1

Eight year old Reema brought her report card from school.

Her marks were good! Mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However her teacher had written at the bottom: “Reema is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in the school. I have an idea I’m going to try which I think may break her of the habit”

Reema’s dad signed her report card leaving a note at the back.

“Please let me know if that idea works on Reema because I would like to try it on her mother”

Joke 2

Punctuation is Powerful – Men & Women Difference! Continue reading →