Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you. [click to continue…]

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A Wife’s Story

He didn’t like the curry

And he didn’t like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard…

Not like his mother used to make.

 

I didn’t prepare the coffee right

He didn’t like the snacks,

I didn’t mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

 

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Isn’t there anything I could do

To match his mothers shoe.

 

Then I smiled as I saw light

One thing I could definitely do

I turned around and slapped him tight

Like his mother used to

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A Husbands Story [click to continue…]

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