A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake [...]
My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. [...]
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it “yesterday once more”. They decided to meet on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed [...]