Husband

Hand Cut in Accident

in Jokes

Accident A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. Policemen Arrives. Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! . . Police Replied:- You’re Such materialistic and wordly, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off. . Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.) OMG! My Rolex Watch!. — “Real Heart [...]

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Husband & Wife Jokes – Mighty Funny

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An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: ”Where the Hell are you …?” Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary… Wife, With A [...]

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Words From Husband To Wife

in Funny Poetry, Jokes

I am enamored by your beauty by the way you’re tanned of color. I just sit awe fully astonished as you cast light into the night. I wonder if obscurity has attached upon my vision because your body is untouched of a blemish. I have trouble possessing time all day is not enough with you.

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