Jokes

1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. 3) My road to success is always under construction. 4) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker. 5) It’s funny but [...]

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  A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~ Milton Berle "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That mustbe why my wife treats me like toxic waste. [...]

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Joke 1 Johnny goes to an Ophthalmologist (eye doctor). The Doctor asks him ” What’s the problem” Johnny complains, “I keep seeing black spots in front of my eyes.” The Doctor asks, “Have you ever seen any doctor?” Johnny replies, “No, just black spots.” Joke 2

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