Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”. Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Of course, you [...]
Three kids are boasting about their fathers, as to who is the fastest. The first one says: “Well, my father runs so fast, he shoots an arrow, then starts running, and he gets there before the arrow”. The second one says: “That’s too slow. My dad is so swift, he can shoot his gun and [...]
Jack was returning home from a business trip with his luggage. And as he was slowly walking towards his car in the crowded airport parking, a car suddenly screeched to a stop in front of him. The driver pointed hurriedly pointed at him and said forcefully “Get inside”. “I’ll take you to your car.” Startled, Jack [...]